[FOOTBALL] FM irl

The Saint · 30-05-2009, 08:10 PM

can you wonder if you are Mourinho, and most likely with a £70m budget to buy what you want, what would you do?

if Zlatan is not sold then i would try to bring Essien, almost impossible so i would bring Cahill ( £15m), Hengeland (£10m+ i would borrow them some shit),Drogba (£5m if not for free) and cardoso(£25m).

josé doesnt do more then 4 signs a year so that would be enough in my point of view to challenge for CL.

Of course Essien would be my dream.

You?

ScousePig · 30-05-2009, 08:12 PM

What positions do they need?

Fundi tsotsi · 30-05-2009, 08:34 PM

Which Cardoso are you talking about?

Edit : - Being you, I'm guessing Portugal based Oscar Cardozo?

Andy · 30-05-2009, 08:47 PM

Andrew Surman (15m), Chris Perry (30m), Bradley Wright-Phillips (5m) and Wayne Thomas (20m.)

Of course David McGoldrick would be my dream but that just aint gonna happen.

SvN · 30-05-2009, 08:56 PM

My first buy would be Alan Smith to bolster up the midfield (25m).

Mahow · 30-05-2009, 08:59 PM

O'Shea - £40m. 10 players all rolled into one average player. Bargain.
Nani - £25m. Brainless winger who likes to shoot.

The other £5m can be spent on a big booze up at the end of the season when the 2 players listed above tear the league to pieces and the rest of Europe.

diljeet · 30-05-2009, 09:02 PM

Buy Hangenland & get him to challenge the GK for every corner.

OliKing · 30-05-2009, 09:16 PM

Ochirosii for 220k. From the gutter to an international superstar. They will make a film about him. And me.

Raoul Duke · 30-05-2009, 09:19 PM

Fake tan
New teeth
Norwegian to English dictionary
To Madeira

Apples · 30-05-2009, 09:24 PM

You'd be doing some incredible wheeling and dealing to get Drogba for £5m.

bennyboyt · 30-05-2009, 09:24 PM

Probably just upgrade the facilities.

corduroy · 30-05-2009, 09:30 PM

If this is truely FM irl can I put on a fake moustache, take over at Milan and sell all their stars to Stockport?

If not I'll just play the Milan derby over and over again till I fluke a win.

**Jimmy Floyd** · 30-05-2009, 10:09 PM

In a world where Drogba costs £5 million and Oscar "who he?" Cardozo costs £25 million, I reckon he should buy Razak Pimpong and Danny Cadamarteri.

Mike · 30-05-2009, 10:12 PM

I'd sign myself up on silly wages too. For the fun of it.

Lichtie · 30-05-2009, 10:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jimmy Floyd

In a world where Drogba costs £5 million and Oscar "who he?" Cardozo costs £25 million, I reckon he should buy Razak Pimpong and Danny Cadamarteri.

Dundee United won't sell.

SvN · 30-05-2009, 10:13 PM

I didn't even realise Cadamarteri is still playing. I assumed he'd have become a binman, or a drug dealer by now.

Fucking hell, can't believe he played 92 times for Everton. I thought it was about 15-20.

Wullie · 30-05-2009, 10:23 PM

Buy no players, and get the chairman a shitload of tropical fish for the boardroom.

LinkinCM · 30-05-2009, 11:31 PM

Evander Sno for €70 million.

Offshore Toon · 30-05-2009, 11:37 PM

Gary Anderson for $10.

ThokeGM · 31-05-2009, 12:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jimmy Floyd

In a world where Drogba costs £5 million and Oscar "who he?" Cardozo costs £25 million, I reckon he should buy Razak Pimpong and Danny Cadamarteri.

Pimpong is far too good for Inter, he played for FC Copenhagen after all.

P_3 · 31-05-2009, 12:38 AM

I would sign Michael Owen on a free.

Mazuuurk · 31-05-2009, 01:28 AM

I'd take the money and fuck off, to be honest.

SpokesmaN · 31-05-2009, 01:32 AM

Agahowa and Okoronkwo.

Oh and Taribo West on a free.

Stanojlovic · 31-05-2009, 04:51 AM

Anderson 10mil. Brilliant, world class, etc according to yourself saint, why need Essien or Cahill.

Mahow · 31-05-2009, 04:55 AM

Anderson? £10m? I hope you mean Paul Anderson.

The Saint · 31-05-2009, 05:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Apples

You'd be doing some incredible wheeling and dealing to get Drogba for £5m.

Drogba most likely will be "gently"forced out. I believe he will leave chelsea for free.

The Saint · 31-05-2009, 05:58 AM

No , you are not boring at all

Bamster · 31-05-2009, 07:14 AM

I'd sign Nigel Quashie for £70m and then quit.

mert · 31-05-2009, 07:46 AM

Hookers and blow ftw.

Offshore Toon · 31-05-2009, 09:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mahow

Anderson? £10m? I hope you mean Paul Anderson.

I think he means Gary.

Apples · 31-05-2009, 10:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Offshore Toon

I think he means Gary.

More like Richard Dean.

SD · 31-05-2009, 10:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Saint

Drogba most likely will be "gently"forced out. I believe he will leave chelsea for free.

Drogba isn't leaving..

Even if he was, we'd definitely make sure we got some money for him.

£15m at the very least.

**Prescott** · 31-05-2009, 10:41 AM

Is Oscar Cardozo any good in real life?

Dantastic · 31-05-2009, 10:57 AM

Part exchange deal - Utaka for Balotelli & £5m
P/ex - Hreidarsson for Santon

Tevez £25m
Hangeland 15m
Malouda £25m

That ought to do it.

Baz · 31-05-2009, 11:15 AM

I'd buy Cherno Samba.

Hodda · 31-05-2009, 11:20 AM

Joetex Frimpong. He's is the only player in the world who comes close to Zlatan

**Jimmy Floyd** · 31-05-2009, 11:24 AM

Anybody spending £25 million on Malouda is an absolute mug.

Dantastic · 31-05-2009, 11:34 AM

But swapping Utaka for Balotelli & £5m is fine Jimmy?

I was only being half serious.

MUFC1987 · 31-05-2009, 11:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SDD

Drogba isn't leaving..

Even if he was, we'd definitely make sure we got some money for him.

£15m at the very least.

Good one.

The Saint · 01-06-2009, 04:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Prescott

Is Oscar Cardozo any good in real life?

Had the bad luck of going to a team that is rebuild every year.

Quote:

Originally Posted by SDD

Drogba isn't leaving..

Even if he was, we'd definitely make sure we got some money for him.

£15m at the very least.

With his wages, you will get £15m?? In your dreams.

**Jimmy Floyd** · 01-06-2009, 05:46 AM

Nah, we'd get £15m-£20m for Drogba were we to sell - which I increasingly think we won't.

Sheddy_Terringham · 01-06-2009, 07:47 AM

I'd buy all those russians with ridiculous stats for cheap dough. Oh, and Dario Srna. Then i'd play 10 games and forget to save until my pc crashes and then leave it for about 4 weeks as the thought of having to sign all my players, do all my training schedules etc again will be too much. I'll play pro evo instead.

30-05-2009, 08:10 PM	#1
The Saint Turd! TD Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: happily in Mogadishu Country: Posts: 21,030 Managing: Sporting&O.Mosc Season: 2010 Star Player: Saivet Awards Showcase Total Awards: 4	FM irl can you wonder if you are Mourinho, and most likely with a £70m budget to buy what you want, what would you do? if Zlatan is not sold then i would try to bring Essien, almost impossible so i would bring Cahill ( £15m), Hengeland (£10m+ i would borrow them some shit),Drogba (£5m if not for free) and cardoso(£25m). josé doesnt do more then 4 signs a year so that would be enough in my point of view to challenge for CL. Of course Essien would be my dream. You? __________________ Not being racist is the new racism...yeah directed to TD.

30-05-2009, 08:59 PM	#6
Mahow Haaaaaave you met Ted? TD Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Hitchin Country: Posts: 42,395 Managing: Hitchin Town FC Season: 2022/2023 Division: Premiership Position: 1 Star Player: Fisher Awards Showcase Total Awards: 1	O'Shea - £40m. 10 players all rolled into one average player. Bargain. Nani - £25m. Brainless winger who likes to shoot. The other £5m can be spent on a big booze up at the end of the season when the 2 players listed above tear the league to pieces and the rest of Europe. __________________ Spoiler: Hitchin Town FC FM 2010 Game: Honours: English Southern League First Division - 2010 English Souther League Premier Division - 2011 Blue Square South - 2012 English Southern League Cup - 2011 Hertfordshire FA Charity Cup - 2010, 2011, 2012

30-05-2009, 09:19 PM	#9
Raoul Duke DEATH TO THE WEIRD TD Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: London Country: Posts: 8,853	Fake tan New teeth Norwegian to English dictionary To Madeira __________________ Black is the colour of a strangled rainbow that's the colour of my loss

30-05-2009, 09:30 PM	#12
corduroy Massimo Taibi's lovechild TD Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: London Country: Posts: 2,906	If this is truely FM irl can I put on a fake moustache, take over at Milan and sell all their stars to Stockport? If not I'll just play the Milan derby over and over again till I fluke a win. __________________ You will address me by my proper title, you little bollocks!

30-05-2009, 10:09 PM	#13
Jimmy Floyd Chortling fox hunter Super-Moderator Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: London Country: Posts: 42,977 Awards Showcase Total Awards: 1	In a world where Drogba costs £5 million and Oscar "who he?" Cardozo costs £25 million, I reckon he should buy Razak Pimpong and Danny Cadamarteri. __________________ Jusqu'ici...

30-05-2009, 08:12 PM	#2
ScousePig Not actually a pig. Or Scouse. TD Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Bradford Country: Posts: 18,832	What positions do they need?

30-05-2009, 08:34 PM	#3
Fundi tsotsi Due For Testimonial TD Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Jo' Burg Country: Posts: 6,253	Which Cardoso are you talking about? Edit : - Being you, I'm guessing Portugal based Oscar Cardozo?

30-05-2009, 08:47 PM	#4
Andy Cheeky Chipmunk TD Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Southampton, England Country: Posts: 11,069 Star Player: Kris Commons.	Andrew Surman (15m), Chris Perry (30m), Bradley Wright-Phillips (5m) and Wayne Thomas (20m.) Of course David McGoldrick would be my dream but that just aint gonna happen.

30-05-2009, 08:56 PM	#5
SvN has self re-cocking-spect TD Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Birmingham Country: Posts: 5,885	My first buy would be Alan Smith to bolster up the midfield (25m).

30-05-2009, 09:02 PM	#7
diljeet Indispensable To The Club TD Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Country: Posts: 11,400 Managing: Oldham Season: 2010/11 Division: Network - Div1 Position: ? Star Player: Vossen/Vivas	Buy Hangenland & get him to challenge the GK for every corner.

30-05-2009, 09:16 PM	#8
OliKing Hot Prospect TD Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Swindon Country: Posts: 377	Ochirosii for 220k. From the gutter to an international superstar. They will make a film about him. And me.

30-05-2009, 09:24 PM	#10
Apples Indoor Football Champion! TD Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Perth, Western Australia Country: Posts: 3,961 Managing: Wigan Season: 2015/16 Division: Premier League Position: 2 Star Player: Henri Saivet	You'd be doing some incredible wheeling and dealing to get Drogba for £5m.

30-05-2009, 09:24 PM	#11
bennyboyt First Team Player TD Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Country: Posts: 4,144 Managing: Blackburn Season: 19/20 Division: EPL	Probably just upgrade the facilities.

30-05-2009, 10:12 PM	#14
Mike Fowler is God TD Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Haydock, St. Helens Country: Posts: 8,968 Managing: Arsenal Season: 20010/11 Division: Premiership Position: 20 Star Player: Not Applicable	I'd sign myself up on silly wages too. For the fun of it. __________________ *Dead Boy Wonga* Garden Soccer 2.0....coming soon Monday Night Pint Night

30-05-2009, 10:13 PM	#16
SvN has self re-cocking-spect TD Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Birmingham Country: Posts: 5,885	I didn't even realise Cadamarteri is still playing. I assumed he'd have become a binman, or a drug dealer by now. Fucking hell, can't believe he played 92 times for Everton. I thought it was about 15-20.

30-05-2009, 10:23 PM	#17
Wullie Have you seen Jeemy? TD Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Country: Posts: 25,777 Awards Showcase Total Awards: 2	Buy no players, and get the chairman a shitload of tropical fish for the boardroom. __________________ I wish I was wearing Geordie Jeans.

30-05-2009, 11:31 PM	#18
LinkinCM Due For Testimonial TD Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Fryslân Posts: 6,647 Awards Showcase Total Awards: 1	Evander Sno for €70 million.

30-05-2009, 11:37 PM	#19
Offshore Toon Offshore Toon TD Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: St Helier Country: Posts: 25,321	Gary Anderson for $10. __________________ What happened, Tisha? Your boyfriend come fast?

31-05-2009, 12:38 AM	#21
P_3 Wants First Team Football TD Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Essex Country: Posts: 1,113	I would sign Michael Owen on a free.

31-05-2009, 01:28 AM	#22
Mazuuurk Admiral Bork TD Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Stockholm Country: Posts: 17,390 Awards Showcase Total Awards: 2	I'd take the money and fuck off, to be honest. __________________ Spoiler:

31-05-2009, 01:32 AM	#23
SpokesmaN The Fool on the Hill TD Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Glasgow Country: Posts: 7,273	Agahowa and Okoronkwo. Oh and Taribo West on a free. __________________ Tonight, my brethren, we dine on leg of superhero. Thank you, Lord.

31-05-2009, 04:51 AM	#24
Stanojlovic Promising Youngster TD Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 224	Anderson 10mil. Brilliant, world class, etc according to yourself saint, why need Essien or Cahill.

31-05-2009, 04:55 AM	#25
Mahow Haaaaaave you met Ted? TD Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Hitchin Country: Posts: 42,395 Managing: Hitchin Town FC Season: 2022/2023 Division: Premiership Position: 1 Star Player: Fisher Awards Showcase Total Awards: 1	Anderson? £10m? I hope you mean Paul Anderson. __________________ Spoiler: Hitchin Town FC FM 2010 Game: Honours: English Southern League First Division - 2010 English Souther League Premier Division - 2011 Blue Square South - 2012 English Southern League Cup - 2011 Hertfordshire FA Charity Cup - 2010, 2011, 2012

31-05-2009, 05:58 AM	#27
The Saint Turd! TD Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: happily in Mogadishu Country: Posts: 21,030 Managing: Sporting&O.Mosc Season: 2010 Star Player: Saivet Awards Showcase Total Awards: 4	No , you are not boring at all __________________ Not being racist is the new racism...yeah directed to TD.

31-05-2009, 07:14 AM	#28
Bamster Life begins at 40 TD Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Country: Posts: 18,516 Managing: Dag&Red Season: 09/10 Division: League 2 Position: 4 Star Player: Terry Dixon	I'd sign Nigel Quashie for £70m and then quit. __________________

31-05-2009, 07:46 AM	#29
mert Banned Banned Join Date: Aug 2005 Country: Posts: 10,317 Awards Showcase Total Awards: 1	Hookers and blow ftw.

31-05-2009, 10:41 AM	#33
Prescott Wiganista Moderator Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Wigan Posts: 5,023 Managing: Werder Bremen Season: 2011/2012 Star Player: Mesut Özil	Is Oscar Cardozo any good in real life? __________________ 'I am forever chained to a disused railway line in Wigan' - Morrissey.

31-05-2009, 10:57 AM	#34
Dantastic Key Player TD Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Portsmouth/Lavant Country: Posts: 8,434 Managing: Newcastle Season: 2011/12 Division: Premier League Star Player: Mouche/Smithies	Part exchange deal - Utaka for Balotelli & £5m P/ex - Hreidarsson for Santon Tevez £25m Hangeland 15m Malouda £25m That ought to do it. __________________ "People who want happy endings have to write their own" - Paine, FF X-2 Currently playing: Newcastle (2011/12) *FM10 Trophies - 55*

31-05-2009, 11:15 AM	#35
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31-05-2009, 11:24 AM	#37
Jimmy Floyd Chortling fox hunter Super-Moderator Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: London Country: Posts: 42,977 Awards Showcase Total Awards: 1	Anybody spending £25 million on Malouda is an absolute mug. __________________ Jusqu'ici...

31-05-2009, 11:34 AM	#38
Dantastic Key Player TD Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Portsmouth/Lavant Country: Posts: 8,434 Managing: Newcastle Season: 2011/12 Division: Premier League Star Player: Mouche/Smithies	But swapping Utaka for Balotelli & £5m is fine Jimmy? I was only being half serious. __________________ "People who want happy endings have to write their own" - Paine, FF X-2 Currently playing: Newcastle (2011/12) *FM10 Trophies - 55*

01-06-2009, 05:46 AM	#41
Jimmy Floyd Chortling fox hunter Super-Moderator Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: London Country: Posts: 42,977 Awards Showcase Total Awards: 1	Nah, we'd get £15m-£20m for Drogba were we to sell - which I increasingly think we won't. __________________ Jusqu'ici...

01-06-2009, 07:47 AM	#42
Sheddy_Terringham Bothered TD Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Bradford Country: Posts: 1,169	I'd buy all those russians with ridiculous stats for cheap dough. Oh, and Dario Srna. Then i'd play 10 games and forget to save until my pc crashes and then leave it for about 4 weeks as the thought of having to sign all my players, do all my training schedules etc again will be too much. I'll play pro evo instead.

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