Canada Day

Dj_Luca · 01-07-2009, 09:02 AM

On behalf of Panda, Challenger, et al., I'd like to sincerely wish Canada a very happy 142nd birthday.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'll be enjoying a day of shit weather, beer, fireworks, and barbeque. How I love this country.

Taz · 01-07-2009, 09:08 AM

Challenger? What's he got to do with Canada?

Emigrating to Canada is still an option for me. Gonna slum it out with Smiffy for a while and see what happens.

delakingois · 01-07-2009, 09:09 AM

Challenger lives in Canada.

Taz · 01-07-2009, 09:13 AM

Well that's news to me.

**Nick** · 01-07-2009, 09:21 AM

Canada Day?

Is that like a bank holiday or something?

EDIT

Excuse my ignorance.

Raoul Duke · 01-07-2009, 09:24 AM

What's it all aboot?

Magic Johnson · 01-07-2009, 09:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raoul Duke

What's it all aboot?

Flol blame Canada iirc.

Raoul Duke · 01-07-2009, 09:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Magic Johnson

Flol blame Canada iirc.

Stop typing like a spastic, please

Wullie · 01-07-2009, 09:27 AM

I still have some loonies and toonies, which are ridiculous names for coins.

**Henry** · 01-07-2009, 09:38 AM

Grr. I was going to post the South Park joke.

Dj_Luca · 01-07-2009, 09:41 AM

The one about Terrance Henry Stoot and Phillip Niles Argyle?

Apples · 01-07-2009, 09:47 AM

Dominion Day.

lachlan43 · 01-07-2009, 10:20 AM

I wished our Canadian AV specialist a happy Canada Day today, and the look on his face was priceless.

Davgooner · 01-07-2009, 10:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by delakingois

Challenger lives in Canada.

He did, anyway. Not sure where he is now. It's hard to tell in amongst all his Russian bear-related bullshit.

Respect to all Canadians, and I hope you tell those Frenchies in Quebec to fuck off.

Dj_Luca · 01-07-2009, 10:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Davgooner

He did, anyway. Not sure where he is now. It's hard to tell in amongst all his Russian bear-related bullshit.

Respect to all Canadians, and I hope you tell those Frenchies in Quebec to fuck off.

It's Canada Day, not 'Fête Nationale,' fuckers!

Davgooner · 01-07-2009, 10:26 AM

There'll be a shitty waterfront festival in Barrie today. I remember it well.

Dj_Luca · 01-07-2009, 10:27 AM

They've cancelled all municipal Canada Day celebrations in Toronto due to a city worker's union strike. And then they wonder why I hate commies.

lachlan43 · 01-07-2009, 10:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dj_Luca

They've cancelled all municipal Canada Day celebrations in Toronto due to a city worker's union strike. And then they wonder why I hate commies.

Any idea how long this strike bullshit might last?

Dj_Luca · 01-07-2009, 10:45 AM

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Originally Posted by lachlan43

Any idea how long this strike bullshit might last?

God knows. It's in to its second week and negotiations have broken down into a game of pointing fingers.

Magic Johnson · 01-07-2009, 10:48 AM

Typical Canadians.

Challenger · 01-07-2009, 11:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by delakingois

Challenger lives in Canada.

Not anymore. :p

lachlan43 · 01-07-2009, 11:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dj_Luca

God knows. It's in to its second week and negotiations have broken down into a game of pointing fingers.

Fucking hell. Inept twats, the lot of them.

(I don't know anything about the situation, but it seems the best way to describe them.)

Boydy · 01-07-2009, 11:33 AM

Who cares about Canada? It's the tenth anniversary of the Scottish Parliament today.

**Lewis** · 01-07-2009, 12:18 PM

Canada.

It's like a great big 'What you could have won...' to American silliness, both as a culture and as territory.

The Saint · 01-07-2009, 12:22 PM

Where is the sensitive american Calvin Hobbes?
He would feel better saying jokes about Canada.

Ohh and Celine dion, Brian Adams =

Isaac Hunt · 01-07-2009, 12:27 PM

Do you all have to dress up like Mounties and, arr, umm, nope that's all I associate Canada with.

Mellin · 01-07-2009, 01:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Boydy

Who cares about Canada? It's the tenth anniversary of the Scottish Parliament today.

And the chocolate teapot.

BoltonMassiv · 01-07-2009, 01:10 PM

I don't know if you remember Canada Day 4 years ago Luca, but you may recall some ship/ferry managing to crash into the marina in Vancouver. I was there watching, laughing, and am the only person with photos of it

I was offerered £1500 for the camera by some newspapers but declined as I couldn't really bare losing all the other photos.

Wullie · 01-07-2009, 01:12 PM

Couldn't they just have bought the photos rather than the camera?

BoltonMassiv · 01-07-2009, 01:17 PM

It was a digital camera so what they meant was they would buy the memory stick, but they said it was unlikely they would be able to return it to me.

Challenger · 01-07-2009, 01:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Isaac Hunt

Do you all have to dress up like Mounties and, arr, umm, nope that's all I associate Canada with.

Lumberjacks!!!
Und teh beaver.

Penaldo Venaldo · 01-07-2009, 01:33 PM

So they would have payed you 1500£, but couldnt send you a memory card by mail?
@BM

Fundi tsotsi · 01-07-2009, 01:36 PM

Canada's one of those places I have no interest in ever visiting, and this is coming someone who while I'm in Europe, wants to visit Iran.

I've got nothing against Canada, it just has absolutely no appeal to me.

Isaac Hunt · 01-07-2009, 01:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fundi tsotsi

Canada's one of those places I have no interest in ever visiting, and this is coming someone who while I'm in Europe, wants to visit Iran.

I've got nothing against Canada, it just has absolutely no appeal to me.

Erm Iran isn't part of Europe, is it ?

Fundi tsotsi · 01-07-2009, 01:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Isaac Hunt

Erm Iran isn't part of Europe, is it ?

Wait!??

Europe doesn't share a border with Asia!!????

Spoiler:

BoltonMassiv · 01-07-2009, 01:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Penaldo Venaldo

So they would have payed you 1500£, but couldnt send you a memory card by mail?
@BM

Apparently not. They might have been able to but didn't want to accept responsibility if it got lost.

BoltonMassiv · 01-07-2009, 01:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fundi tsotsi

Wait!??

Europe doesn't share a border with Asia!!????

There is a large wall that seperates the continents.

Dj_Luca · 01-07-2009, 07:13 PM

Well the food's good, the beer's cold, and the weather is not exactly shit. Victory for Canada \o/

Gravyb0y · 01-07-2009, 07:57 PM

i cant wait to move to canada. best country in the world

BoltonMassiv · 02-07-2009, 12:49 AM

The beer may be cold but it's shit. It's definitely not the best country in the world, any country that has French people in it is never going to be good.

Davgooner · 02-07-2009, 12:52 AM

Cold beer? Yeah, that's a real clincher.

Smiffy** · 02-07-2009, 02:32 AM

The greatest thing about his place is the green. It's yummy in my tummy.

Al0n · 02-07-2009, 02:51 AM

Canada would be considered "world class" on FM if it was a player.

It's a country where I'd like to retire probably. Get one of those cabins in the middle of no where, next to a lake. Then go off hunting Moose, rabbits and deer with a rifle, and catching salmonz in the lake as well. Won't see a single person for days.

I'll obviously have some sort of dog, who I'll talk to lots, and probably wear a checkered lumberjack shirt, to make the scene complete.

Vercetti · 02-07-2009, 03:21 AM

I might grace Canada with my presence one day. I'll see how I feel.

**ItalAussie** · 02-07-2009, 03:29 AM

There's a big applied mathematics conference on in 2011 in Vancouver which I hope to be attending.

PhatFrank · 02-07-2009, 03:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dj_Luca

142nd birthday.

Took you long enough.

Dj_Luca · 02-07-2009, 03:37 AM

TTH Meet at one of the many gentleman's clubs in Montreal

Spoiler:

**ItalAussie** · 02-07-2009, 03:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dj_Luca

TTH Meet at one of the many gentleman's clubs in Montreal

Spoiler:

Yeah. I got the city wrong. Turns out it's Vancouver.

Which isn't quite as cool, but still reasonable.

Dj_Luca · 02-07-2009, 03:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ItalAussie

Yeah. I got the city wrong. Turns out it's Vancouver.

Which isn't quite as cool, but still reasonable.

You can go out with Panda and buy matching metal flasks!

Spence · 02-07-2009, 03:53 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdD0j6wmMNc

Rock your body until Canada Day!

01-07-2009, 09:02 AM	#1
Dj_Luca Official m7 TD Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Toronto Country: Posts: 5,707 Managing: Frosinone Season: 08/09 Division: Serie B Position: 3 Star Player: Santoruvo/Eder	Canada Day On behalf of Panda, Challenger, et al., I'd like to sincerely wish Canada a very happy 142nd birthday. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'll be enjoying a day of shit weather, beer, fireworks, and barbeque. How I love this country. __________________ Think of how many women there are out there who would like to go to bed with me, but don't know it. Life is a problem of communication.

01-07-2009, 09:08 AM	#2
Taz Fernando Torres' Lover TD Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 33,416 Awards Showcase Total Awards: 1	Challenger? What's he got to do with Canada? Emigrating to Canada is still an option for me. Gonna slum it out with Smiffy for a while and see what happens. __________________ "Blad, I'm bulimic, bare sick."

01-07-2009, 09:09 AM	#3
delakingois Tiresome Wordsmith TD Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Country: Posts: 8,662	Challenger lives in Canada. __________________ As of 08:00 on 16 June, it is day time in Pioneerville. Nominations are closed and voting is open.

01-07-2009, 09:13 AM	#4
Taz Fernando Torres' Lover TD Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 33,416 Awards Showcase Total Awards: 1	Well that's news to me. __________________ "Blad, I'm bulimic, bare sick."

01-07-2009, 09:24 AM	#6
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01-07-2009, 09:21 AM	#5
Nick Back from the Abyss Moderator Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Bishop's Stortford Country: Posts: 15,109 Awards Showcase Total Awards: 2	Canada Day? Is that like a bank holiday or something? EDIT Excuse my ignorance.

01-07-2009, 09:27 AM	#9
Wullie Have you seen Jeemy? TD Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Country: Posts: 25,777 Awards Showcase Total Awards: 2	I still have some loonies and toonies, which are ridiculous names for coins. __________________ I wish I was wearing Geordie Jeans.

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01-07-2009, 10:20 AM	#13
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Davgooner Arsenal Person TD Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Rugby Country: Posts: 38,930	There'll be a shitty waterfront festival in Barrie today. I remember it well. __________________ GOONER BY THE GRACE OF GOD

01-07-2009, 10:27 AM	#17
Dj_Luca Official m7 TD Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Toronto Country: Posts: 5,707 Managing: Frosinone Season: 08/09 Division: Serie B Position: 3 Star Player: Santoruvo/Eder	They've cancelled all municipal Canada Day celebrations in Toronto due to a city worker's union strike. And then they wonder why I hate commies. __________________ Think of how many women there are out there who would like to go to bed with me, but don't know it. Life is a problem of communication.

01-07-2009, 10:48 AM	#20
Magic Johnson "Adonis-like Lothario" TD Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Dondee :cool: Country: Posts: 15,784	Typical Canadians.

01-07-2009, 11:33 AM	#23
Boydy Didgeridoo TD Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Northern Ireland Country: Posts: 26,362	Who cares about Canada? It's the tenth anniversary of the Scottish Parliament today. __________________ "Of you capitalists, weeping your crocodile tears, we demand that you stop crying about devastation that you yourselves have created. Your cards are on the table. Your game is up."

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Lewis Moderator Moderator Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Hull Country: Posts: 25,951 Awards Showcase Total Awards: 2	Canada. It's like a great big 'What you could have won...' to American silliness, both as a culture and as territory.

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The Saint Turd! TD Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: happily in Mogadishu Country: Posts: 21,030 Managing: Sporting&O.Mosc Season: 2010 Star Player: Saivet Awards Showcase Total Awards: 4	Where is the sensitive american Calvin Hobbes? He would feel better saying jokes about Canada. Ohh and Celine dion, Brian Adams = __________________ Not being racist is the new racism...yeah directed to TD.

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Isaac Hunt Meh ! TD Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: At me desk in work, in it Country: Posts: 2,424 Managing: Norwich Season: 09/10 Division: League 1 Position: 1 Star Player: Fabrice Muamba	Do you all have to dress up like Mounties and, arr, umm, nope that's all I associate Canada with. __________________ You know you want me

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BoltonMassiv mertearkan is a gayboy TD Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Bolton Country: Posts: 8,380	I don't know if you remember Canada Day 4 years ago Luca, but you may recall some ship/ferry managing to crash into the marina in Vancouver. I was there watching, laughing, and am the only person with photos of it I was offerered £1500 for the camera by some newspapers but declined as I couldn't really bare losing all the other photos.

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Wullie Have you seen Jeemy? TD Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Country: Posts: 25,777 Awards Showcase Total Awards: 2	Couldn't they just have bought the photos rather than the camera? __________________ I wish I was wearing Geordie Jeans.

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BoltonMassiv mertearkan is a gayboy TD Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Bolton Country: Posts: 8,380	It was a digital camera so what they meant was they would buy the memory stick, but they said it was unlikely they would be able to return it to me.

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Penaldo Venaldo Finnish Ambassador TD Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Helsinki Country: Posts: 7,556	So they would have payed you 1500£, but couldnt send you a memory card by mail? @BM

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Fundi tsotsi Due For Testimonial TD Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Jo' Burg Country: Posts: 6,253	Canada's one of those places I have no interest in ever visiting, and this is coming someone who while I'm in Europe, wants to visit Iran. I've got nothing against Canada, it just has absolutely no appeal to me.

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Dj_Luca Official m7 TD Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Toronto Country: Posts: 5,707 Managing: Frosinone Season: 08/09 Division: Serie B Position: 3 Star Player: Santoruvo/Eder	Well the food's good, the beer's cold, and the weather is not exactly shit. Victory for Canada \o/ __________________ Think of how many women there are out there who would like to go to bed with me, but don't know it. Life is a problem of communication.

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BoltonMassiv mertearkan is a gayboy TD Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Bolton Country: Posts: 8,380	The beer may be cold but it's shit. It's definitely not the best country in the world, any country that has French people in it is never going to be good.

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02-07-2009, 02:51 AM	#43
Al0n I-opened-a-box-of-shit TD Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: 51st State Country: Posts: 17,716 Awards Showcase Total Awards: 1	Canada would be considered "world class" on FM if it was a player. It's a country where I'd like to retire probably. Get one of those cabins in the middle of no where, next to a lake. Then go off hunting Moose, rabbits and deer with a rifle, and catching salmonz in the lake as well. Won't see a single person for days. I'll obviously have some sort of dog, who I'll talk to lots, and probably wear a checkered lumberjack shirt, to make the scene complete. __________________ >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< <<<<< Spoiler:

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Dj_Luca Official m7 TD Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Toronto Country: Posts: 5,707 Managing: Frosinone Season: 08/09 Division: Serie B Position: 3 Star Player: Santoruvo/Eder	TTH Meet at one of the many gentleman's clubs in Montreal Spoiler: You know, to see Ital strut her stuff on the poles. __________________ Think of how many women there are out there who would like to go to bed with me, but don't know it. Life is a problem of communication.

02-07-2009, 03:53 AM	#50
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